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Dong's 5th Symphony 

This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.
A:What is the best song ( piece)
B: Dong's 5th Symphony!!!!!!
Dong's 5th Symphony by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020

pavlov's dong 

An erection that occurs every time you are exposed to a certain, seemingly unrelated stimulus.

For instance, getting an erection every time you see a hot chick is not a pavlov's dong, but getting an erection every time you see a trumpet would be.

Pavlov's dong is usually caused by association. If you had this really hot girlfriend who loved donuts and she broke up with you, the association of your old girlfriend is what would cause a pavlov's dong with donuts.
"Dude, you're in a room full of guys and you just got a boner."
"No homo man, it's just a pavlov's dong."
pavlov's dong by HelioSeven February 8, 2010

max’s dong 

Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.
I’ve left them on max’s dong replies
max’s dong by CMX26 February 6, 2021

Ding Dong Where's the Bong

A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.
He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"

Arf's Dong 

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.
Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

or

I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!
Arf's Dong by RareMojo September 21, 2021

Dicky's ding dong 

Name given to the unsightly looking 'landmark' placed in Western Australian city, Perth. It is a large glass belltower placed on adjacent the Swan river which runs through the city. The tower presumably cost a large amount of funding to build and is appreciated by no-one, the 'Dicky' in the phrase refers to much hated Australian prime minister John Howard; an evil little man, see 'John Howard'
"Alright then mate I'll meet you in the city next Dicky's ding dong"
Dicky's ding dong by Poo March 7, 2005