What one says when their rant/speech is interrupted by a good counter-point. Derived from Andrew Ryan who (debatably) resisted arrest and was tased while asking John Kerry some questions in Florida.
Guy 1: I love donuts, they're so good. I could eat them for the rest of my life and be happy.
Guy 2: They're fattening and would kill you in less than a month.
Guy 1: Don't tase me bro! I said I love donuts, dammit!
Guy 2: They're fattening and would kill you in less than a month.
Guy 1: Don't tase me bro! I said I love donuts, dammit!
by dougwastaken September 20, 2007
an expression meaning "Don't take offense!" derived from the popular youtube video of the don't tase me bro guy.
by totally dude April 7, 2008
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An expression said when one person figuratively puts down another person. An expression said in a moment of frustration or exasperation. An expression said when one person gets over on another person. A plea for help or sympathy.
Playa 1: I saw you lady at the club last night. She was really putting on a show.
Playa 2: You know we are havin' problems, don't tase me bro!
DMV Clerk: I am sorry but you need to stand in line F.
Suspended license driver: I stood in the wrong line for an hour? Don't tase me bro!
Dude 1: My car broke down, I need a ride to work. Can you help a brother out?
Dude 2: Sorry man, can't do it, not today.
Dude 1: Please, I'm beggin' ya, don't tase me bro!
Playa 2: You know we are havin' problems, don't tase me bro!
DMV Clerk: I am sorry but you need to stand in line F.
Suspended license driver: I stood in the wrong line for an hour? Don't tase me bro!
Dude 1: My car broke down, I need a ride to work. Can you help a brother out?
Dude 2: Sorry man, can't do it, not today.
Dude 1: Please, I'm beggin' ya, don't tase me bro!
by Bif Loman December 20, 2007
1) If your a little bitch, what you scream when resisting arrest.
2) A response to a friend who is clearly bullshiting you.
2) A response to a friend who is clearly bullshiting you.
1) Andrew Meyer, a little bitch, yelled "Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!" when the FPD tased the shit out of him.
2)"Hey, I just got to level 64 on WoW!"
"Don't tase me, bro. Yesterday you where at 13."
2)"Hey, I just got to level 64 on WoW!"
"Don't tase me, bro. Yesterday you where at 13."
by tweeter September 20, 2007