"dom-in-hoe": a
square framed, sex depraved
cretin, whose search for fame and fortune invariably crashes upon the rocky shores of reality; forsaking loftier dreams as a midget porn-star, it reverted to slaking its thirst for sex by getting a
job at dominoes pizza stores across the country as a deliveryboy and "visiting" the houses of
lonely young individuals (the persons' sex does not seem to matter) whenever possible; when caught, the creature flees the state for another location in another state (reasons for apparent obsession with the aforementioned pizza store is unknown)
dominhoe-
creature flees the scene of its despicable antics very swiftly so no detailed description is available to the public, although there are rumors that it masquerades in public as a young
lad of
16-17 years of age and its favorite targets are NY high-schools