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dog days 

full version is dog days of summer

time in the summer where it is so hot or humid that the dogs go crazy by barking or howling.
wow...it's so hot and the dogs are going crazy, it must be the dog days of summer
dog days by mAGIK bUS July 29, 2005

Dog days 

The state in which one is in such poverty, that they are forced to stimulate the dog to ejaculate with their hand for food for their cat.
These have been such dog days, I have had to jack the dog off to feed the cat!
Dog days by Neil White October 30, 2006

dog days of summer 

time in the summer where it is so hot that the dogs howl and bark like crazy
person 1:the summer heat has been making the dogs crazy like maniacs!!

person 2: tru dat homes
dog days of summer by mAGIK bUS July 29, 2005

Dog Days of Winter 

A time of the year lasting from early January through mid February that is antiannum of Dog Days of Summer.
We're getting a lot of snow during the Dog Days of Winter.
Dog Days of Winter by cosmic user September 20, 2018

Dog Days Are Over Video 

The absolute most mental and amazing look into the dreams/nightmares of Flornce Welsh.
"So for the Dog Days Are Over Video i want to be REALLY white and i want blue gogo dancers and a kimono and oooh! a vintage yellow-y dress and some asian drummers and harps and a random kid with symbols"
*blank stares*
oh and a gospel choir
do you think red face paint would be too much?

Dog Days of Winter 

When it is so cold out that you don't mind holding a steaming bag of dog poo in your hand.
Hey don't shake hands with Ed because of the dog days of winter.
Dog Days of Winter by Sedona Haver January 28, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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