doing taxes

Cover up for having sex

Parents say to children: "dont bother us we are doing taxes in our room"

by tourangh October 11, 2006

Do Taxes

Canadian slang term for gay sex

Mike and Bob were excited to get home to do taxes together after a night out on the town.

by AshG2013 October 4, 2019

doing the taxes

a term for having sex; can involve whip cream

Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."

by snodtot October 4, 2016

doing my [taxes]

Having sex. Much more fun than actually doing one's taxes.

"Hey, what were you doing when I called you last night?"

"Oh, I was just doing my taxes."

by Joeyjoe19 September 24, 2008

do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.

"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"

by Dee's_Kitten November 27, 2017

do your taxes

the act of smoking weed

hey you wanna watch TV..or do you wanna do your taxes?

by Brian123WVU July 1, 2006

do your taxes

the act of doing something you clearly shouldnt be doing, coined from a line from the "Chappelle Show" during the "Making The Band" skit where Ness is doing his taxes when he should obviously be listening to Diddy.

Guy 1: *opens roomates fridge* "last slice, he wont miss it"
Guy 2: *walks into kitchen* "so ur jus gonna go in my fridge and eat my last slice of pizza, you jus gonna do your taxes?"

by kill3rtofu15 January 7, 2011