Mid-masturbation with cats loose in your home, proceed to finish while said cat/s run through your legs, covering their fur in semen.
Person 1: I was at a party last night and I stroked the host's cat, but I met an unwelcome surprise as it seemed that someone had been careless enough to do a Harry, so needless to say I had to clean myself up with my tongue, in a cat-like fashion.
Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.
Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.
by rentboythrowaway September 5, 2017
Counter chick: " we need 1 large chillimcchillison pizza with extra chilli, but we don't have any chilli"
Cook dude: "All G surely I can just do a Harry on em from the place down the road"
Counter chick: "Nah no can do Sam will know, Jordie is coming in later though con him"
Cook dude: "Aight bet"
Counter chick: "Oh and stop calling me Shirley"
Cook dude: "All G surely I can just do a Harry on em from the place down the road"
Counter chick: "Nah no can do Sam will know, Jordie is coming in later though con him"
Cook dude: "Aight bet"
Counter chick: "Oh and stop calling me Shirley"
by Slam1554 July 28, 2023
Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen, also known as the Olsen twins as a duo, are American fashion designers and former child actresses. The twins made their acting debut as infants playing Michelle Tanner on the television series Full House
Origin: United States (1992)
Record label: Lightyear Entertainment
Companies: The Row, Elizabeth and James, Dualstar
Albums: Give Us a Mystery
Olsen do it again
Record label: Lightyear Entertainment
Companies: The Row, Elizabeth and James, Dualstar
Albums: Give Us a Mystery
Olsen do it again
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2019
to 'do the toes' means to run off in the opposite direction from whatever you are facing. In short it means to run away
I tried to give floyd his medicine but he did the toes.
I will be doing the toes at the first sign of trouble tonight...
I will be doing the toes at the first sign of trouble tonight...
by ScottishEgit June 3, 2018
by bondy1982 May 14, 2022
1) the precursor to misery, toil and troubling endema on stock markets globally. to insight this remark is conjure econo-hell, stagflation and the livin' end on the world as we at that knew/know it.
it's a tough phrase but someone's gotta utter it.
woe betide the one who does, as it marks the makings of history in progress, a history for which while you alone weren't responsible, you know you alone can be called to account, but won't be and this is just something you'll have to cope you bastard with.
2) like anything really.
it's a tough phrase but someone's gotta utter it.
woe betide the one who does, as it marks the makings of history in progress, a history for which while you alone weren't responsible, you know you alone can be called to account, but won't be and this is just something you'll have to cope you bastard with.
2) like anything really.
the tough guys: Sell! Sell! Seal! SELL! SELL!
you: *meekly* err... sell? the tough guys are all doing it
you: *meekly* err... sell? the tough guys are all doing it
by silencut March 2, 2009
I'm thinking I have the biggest crush on someone cant tell him his friends know constantly get shipped with him and well yeah hope he likes me back please say he does because I like him to the moon and back so yeah rizz I'm not quit a Jesus 'm more of an apostle I cant turn water into wine but I can turn you into mine well bye
by crushing on people July 9, 2023