Also referred to as a "Reverse Bachelor Party". Party thrown, usually involving strippers and/or prostitutes, celebrating the end of one of your boys blessed unions. Symbolizes his newly re-found freedom.
by Chris L. December 17, 2003
A comedic reaction to any AITA reddit post, or any other post asking for advice, commonly used when the original post has nothing to do with the reply.
“My (F24) brother (M26) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I get a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
“NTA divorce”
“NTA divorce”
by messpeon December 9, 2022
A fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. To a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. To a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.
Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?
Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.
Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.
Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.
Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.
Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.
Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.
Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.
Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.
Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
by Darker August 10, 2010
An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego
“Hey yo, why did Greg just throw a tantrum when I started talking about Mary and I going out on our 5 year anniversary vacation together?”
“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”
“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”
by Bob the KillBillder October 10, 2022
a fictional disease which is characterized by the following:
1. divorced parents.
2. either an exagerrated innate need to be in a relationship or a laid-back view on relationships and love.
3. repating information or stories because you forgot which parent you told.
4. not telling one parent information or stories because you told the other and forgot.
1. divorced parents.
2. either an exagerrated innate need to be in a relationship or a laid-back view on relationships and love.
3. repating information or stories because you forgot which parent you told.
4. not telling one parent information or stories because you told the other and forgot.
CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
MOM: you never said that!
CHILD: oh, i must have told dad that. divorced parent syndrome.
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CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
DAD: you already told me that!
CHILD: oh, sorry, i have divorced parent syndrome.
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GIRL: omg my boyfriend just broke up with me.
BOY: hey there girl.
GIRL: omg i'm going to have a crush on you because i have divorced parent syndrome and need to be in a relationship.
MOM: you never said that!
CHILD: oh, i must have told dad that. divorced parent syndrome.
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CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
DAD: you already told me that!
CHILD: oh, sorry, i have divorced parent syndrome.
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GIRL: omg my boyfriend just broke up with me.
BOY: hey there girl.
GIRL: omg i'm going to have a crush on you because i have divorced parent syndrome and need to be in a relationship.
by doctor of divorced kids February 8, 2010
When two people who were once madly in love have broken up and are now breaking their necks to see who can re-couple fastest and proclaim their happiness loudest to all spectators. It is a long game with undetermined rules, and no one is sure exactly how the game is won.
Did you see John's photos on fb of his marriage to his girlfriend of two weeks? He is in-it-to-win-it in the Divorce/Breakup Olympics!
by Starlee Meeko May 29, 2010
A divorced dad bod has a greater BMI than of a dad bod. One great way to separate the dad bods from the divorced dad bods are visible stretch marks. Since divorced men are huskier and more heavy set, they will typically show stretch marks. But men with divorced dad bod, do not fear, for it is a 2 part transformation. After crushing all the beer and Cheetos in the world,following a divorce your body will blow up, but someday you will have an epiphany. You will dream of 6 pack abs and all the honeys in the world surrounding you at the bar. That is when step 2 of the transformation occurs. You will trade in your beer and Cheetos for a gym membership and whey protein. From there, the rest is history.
Arthur: Dude did you see Mark at our 20 year high school reunion?
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.
by TheRealChickenFucker May 28, 2015