by Anonymous March 18, 2003
Social Distortion: one of the only punk-surviving bands today. They rock like no one has ever done before.
by Jax August 28, 2004
One of the seminal Orange County (California) punk bands. The Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash, the Rolling Stones all f--ked in a blues bar...and out came Social D. Great band, defined as "refusing to sell out in order to sell more records."
Blink 182 is no Social Distortion. The Vandals were Social Distortion until they released their last crappy album.
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
The phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.
Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?
Guy: And that's a problem because...?
by Shunsui April 28, 2011
The fucking world where u do a lot of parkour{ in Pokemon Platinum and where u can fuck the giratina yo then catch it.
A: fucking distortion world! It is too hard for everyone!!!
B: oh I have already caught gitatina, just ur bad!
B: oh I have already caught gitatina, just ur bad!
by His mom is too gay for me February 16, 2019
Metal band from Orlando, Florida. These guys formed in 2010, and haven't recorded ANYTHING until 2012. They, along with all of their fans, agree that they suck, yet they're still around and people (like me) still go to their shows for no good reason.
" hey you know that band An Effigy Distorted?"
" yeah i went to their last show, they sucked, can't wait for the next one!"
" yeah i went to their last show, they sucked, can't wait for the next one!"
by hoodlemaster January 19, 2012
A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..
I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!
by Platezz January 26, 2018