dirty turban 

To shit in a circular motion on a woman's head.

Dude! I just gave Carrie a Dirty Turban!!

dirty turban by andrew lopez January 10, 2008

Dirty Turban 

Dirty Turban:
1: Dirty, usually refers to something with shit involved
2:Turban, A middle eastern head dress made by wrapping fabric around a persons head

I met this freaky chick at the bar last night...When I took her back to her place she jumped my right away.. but that is not the freaky part.. I had to go to the bathroom before we started.. when I told her that I had to take a dump before we had sex.. she said "If you want you can shit on my head and give be a dirty turban"

Dirty Turban by Jimmy Knoxville May 20, 2004

dirty turban 

Its when you shit on a turban and slap some one with it

You just got a dirty turban

dirty turban by juggjugg December 20, 2008

Dirty Turban 

When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.

Last night I pulled the greatest dirty turban on Louise Coyle.

Dirty Turban by kcote January 2, 2009

Dirty turban 

A drink containing the squeezed out contents of the bar rag.

He threw up after he drank his 3rd dirty turban

Dirty turban by E-RIC June 4, 2018

The Dirty Turban 

When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"

Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?

Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?

Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!

Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!

The Dirty Turban by Red Eye Of RA! April 19, 2009

the dirty turban 

I advise only the dirty people try this...but its when you have anal sex with a condom on.. and then make the girl put it on and wear it as a hat. using the jizz as an adhesive.

edvin like to do the dirty turban.

the dirty turban by logedmikegook May 20, 2009