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dirty toby 

This is when you go on vacation in Puerto Rico after a major hurricane and think you can just eat and drink anything you want, such as Beer bongs, Funyuns, Bimbo cookies, and Shrimp Fofongos, until you get explosive diarrhea, then the water goes out so you can't use the toilet and you destroy the motel carpets.

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After a night of drinking on a Spanish island, your brother pulled a Dirty Toby
dirty toby by Xraynova May 7, 2018
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dirty toby 

when a dude pulls out and cums in a fella dude ear-canal and afterwards sucks it out at spits in in the face of a animal of his choice.
You: damn u should see my hamster, I pulled at dirty toby last night

Dude: thats gay
dirty toby by Antondenfede May 10, 2021

Dirty Toby 

The act of violently shoving your balls into a cold bowl of jello, and then feeding it to a significant other.
Wow!I just had a dirty toby with my ex AND my girlfriend!
Dirty Toby by lanasgaybitch69 January 18, 2023

Dirty Toby 

When you are so shit at Fortnite you smash your toes in a fridge door and feed them to your rabbit while staring into the eyes of Margaret thatcher.
Dirty Toby by Homerdueed December 11, 2023

Dirty Toby 

A guy that wears a butt plug and cock lock whilst mountain biking to keep him alert
Liam done a Dirty Toby whilst bombing it down a trail
Dirty Toby by scoobytypaguy January 10, 2024