dirty toby

This is when you go on vacation in Puerto Rico after a major hurricane and think you can just eat and drink anything you want, such as Beer bongs, Funyuns, Bimbo cookies, and Shrimp Fofongos, until you get explosive diarrhea, then the water goes out so you can't use the toilet and you destroy the motel carpets.

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After a night of drinking on a Spanish island, your brother pulled a Dirty Toby

by Xraynova May 07, 2018

dirty toby

when a dude pulls out and cums in a fella dude ear-canal and afterwards sucks it out at spits in in the face of a animal of his choice.

You: damn u should see my hamster, I pulled at dirty toby last night

Dude: thats gay

by Antondenfede May 10, 2021

dirty tobi

when you havent taken a shower in a week and are dirty and gross

the fuck did you expect? a hardcore bdsm reference? you need carl.

what a dirty tobi

by tobifern April 20, 2022

Dirty Toby

The act of violently shoving your balls into a cold bowl of jello, and then feeding it to a significant other.

Wow!I just had a dirty toby with my ex AND my girlfriend!

by lanasgaybitch69 January 18, 2023

Dirty Toby

When you are so shit at Fortnite you smash your toes in a fridge door and feed them to your rabbit while staring into the eyes of Margaret thatcher.

Did you do a dirty Toby last night?

by Homerdueed December 11, 2023

Dirty Toby

A guy that wears a butt plug and cock lock whilst mountain biking to keep him alert

Liam done a Dirty Toby whilst bombing it down a trail

by scoobytypaguy January 10, 2024