Nearly identical to the Dirty Sanchez except that after you give the chick her shameful moustache, you give her a coupon so that the next one is 50% off.
Dirty tramp #1: "Damn, that guy is sooo considerate that instead of just the usual Dirty Sanchez, he gave me a Dirty Nick."
Dirty tramp #2: "Your dad rules."
Dirty tramp #2: "Your dad rules."
by typical_cracker_behavior January 12, 2006
The act of defecating on someone's doormat (perhaps in response to their testicles being put on one's forehead).
Nick left a 'Dirty Nick' on Mike's doormat. Mike responded by stepping in the 'Dirty Nick' and dragging it all over his apartment.
by Robert Kelber July 15, 2006
when you cum in a girls ass and proceed to scoop it out with saxophone reeds, and then play with said reeds.
by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022
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by Cajun King September 8, 2008
When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat.
Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"
Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"
Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".
Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"
Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".
by Ed K75 October 17, 2008
A low life loser who will stick their penis into any thing or person just to be able to say they did
"Hey I just had sex with a girl who had a bad yeast infection! " "What the fuck is wrong with you Dirty Dick Nick"
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 25, 2023