Dirty Mitch

When one takes an unnaturally large shit in a public toilet and leaves it for the next guy. The shit may be so massive that the toilet in question may need to be removed.

Tom: Holy Fuck! come check this out, somebody pulled a dirty mitch!

Dirty Mitch by Supermannnnnnn December 9, 2008

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The dirty Mitch

When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off

Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick

The dirty Mitch by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011

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Dirty Mitchell

Easily the sexiest man alive! Constantly doing badass shit and smoking the most fire weed! Been known to steal your bitch!

Bro dirty Mitchell is a fucking legend

Dirty Mitchell by Dopestuff123 October 21, 2019

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Dirty Michael

A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.

'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'

Dirty Michael by Chris Ditch May 4, 2010