dirty jake

is where a girl sits on a guys face and pisses in his mouth

hey man.. ur girlfriend just told me she gave u a dirty jake

by Paul Castro August 10, 2008

Dirty Jake

Dirty Jake is when you shove you’re penis in a girls vagina and pee inside of her. It can also be where they sit on you’re face and pee in you.

Holy shit, you got a dirty Jake! Lucky

by makingtheepicDICKtionary May 10, 2020

Dirty Jake

A man with a ridiculously large schlong

Hey man heard you were a dirty jake

by Big_boyo September 1, 2020

Dirty Jake

After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.

I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.

by LugNutz June 2, 2023

Dirty Jake

A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.

Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"

by McFlop774 April 4, 2024

Dirty Jake

The act of screwing over a friend. Also known as Getting Jaked off.

While at work Jake decided he would do a Dirty Jake to his coworkers. Jumped ahead of everyone else to load his semi first even though he wasn’t suppose to. He then proclaimed you just “got Jaked off”

by FartMcFarts December 10, 2025

Dirty Jake Squad

A Dirty Jake Squad is a sexual act where, a 20oz steak with mashed potatoes and green beans are prepared and fed to the man while performing oral sex. Upon ejaculation the women then cleans the mans house and possibly prepares another steak.

He totally took me to texas road house and i gave him a dirty jake squad

by Not Jake squad May 20, 2019