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A woman who acts all prim and proper,shy and innocent until she gets you in the bedroom and all hell breaks loose.

I thought we were in for a quiet night but she gave me a dirty Jacquie and now i can't walk right (insert toy of choice)

dirty jacquie by Bobby tupim October 10, 2020

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Dirty Jacques

Is A Poes That Reminds you of your Mother

He is carrying on like a Dirty Jacques.

Dirty Jacques by TheBiggestPoesOnThePlanrt September 18, 2020

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Dirty Jacqueline

Some fat ass stink hoe who had three kids and abandoned them. Then she got with a guy at work and another guy at work and lied to both that she was not seeing the other. So then she gets one guy fired because she borrowed cash from him and he asked for it back.

That dirty Jacqueline ass hoe is at it again stankin up the joint with her foul attitude and stinky hairy twat.

Dirty Jacqueline by Nun on the run March 27, 2020

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Dirty Jacquelyn

A bitch who rides your face and her cum smells and taste like spoiled milk

I threw up because of dirty Jacquelyn I’m never fucking that bitch again

Dirty Jacquelyn by Jacquezen April 15, 2020

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Dirty Jacquez

The darkest friend in your friend group. Usually 6’0 and above and can’t use his height for nothing good. Also proclaims to have hoes but talks to the same girl daily. An African refugee doesn’t get Kunta Kente references

Ayye Man wtp is y’all boys. Idk Dirty Jacquez go get some hoes

Dirty Jacquez by Matty Matthew May 2, 2020

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Dirty Jacqui

When he comes at you with his beanstalk and you shout "FI FO FO THUMB" whilst shooting a golden egg out of your own anus.

I got carried away last night and gave him a Dirty Jacqui.

Dirty Jacqui by DirtyDaniel_ August 14, 2020

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Dirty Frere Jacques

When the man on the bottom passes out while the woman is riding him, and the woman, in retaliatory disgust, drops a deuce on his chest.

I woke up, surprised to find my hot roommate had paid me back with a Dirty Frere Jacques steaming on my chest.

Dirty Frere Jacques by Pelin Warnet September 9, 2006

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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