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dirty devan

taking the elevator to the highest floor, having sex while the female is experiencing symptoms of a mild yeast infection that is agitated by unbreathable yoga pants.
"Yo man, tried to catch the elevator last night, smelled like someone was baking bread."

"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?
dirty devan by yeastnelevator October 5, 2011
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Dirty Devan

When a homophobe participates in anal sex with multiple men within one hour and keeps a sample of each men’s shit for later.
Stay away from that man, he enjoys being a dirty Devan every Thursday night.
Dirty Devan by Dev is dirty November 1, 2020

Dirty Devan

When a homophobe participates in sex with multiple men within an hour and keeps a sample of each men’s shit to sniff on later.
Stay away from that man. He likes doing the dirty Devan on Thursday nights
Dirty Devan by Dev is dirty November 1, 2020

Dirty Devan

A true Company Man. Ride or Die for management. Closet Homosexual but isn’t good at hiding it by making jokes as a straight man.
“Dude, my boss is a total Dirty Devan. It’s annoying.”
Dirty Devan by Brovid homie September 9, 2021

Dirty Dean 

when a bloke goes behind his mate's back and slays his mate's little sister!
did you hear about Reevies? he pulled a dirty dean last night!
Dirty Dean by dizzle and wooda March 4, 2008

dirty dean 

The act of fucking a goat beside a highway then slitting its throat in tandem with the orgasm to heighten the pleasure of course. Then you run away from the cops who will undoubtedly be close behind you.
"Man I can't believe Jon pulled the dirty dean last night. Sure it would feel awesome and stuff, but goddam. That kid is fucking crazy."
dirty dean by MASCO WVU January 26, 2010

dirty devante

An instance in which a male inadvertently reveals his micropenis to his friends.
"Ugh, he's just pulled a dirty devante"
"Why is it shrivelled?"
dirty devante by Mark_ransom998 September 4, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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