dirty carpenter

when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and masterbates really hard until she bleeds

jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!

john-what the fuck?

by i<3men!!!! February 04, 2011

Dirty Carpenter

She salts her butthole

Kayla is a Dirty Carpenter. She salts Paige's butthole

by carpenters August 16, 2024

Dirty Carpenter

When you salt a butthole

Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.

by carpenters August 16, 2024