Dirty Calum 

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

Dirty Calum by Dansknr April 20, 2020

Dirty Calum 

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met

Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now

Dirty Calum by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020

dirty calum 

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dirty calum by dirty calum March 26, 2020

dirty calum 

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

dirty calum by uidgame January 3, 2023

dirty calum 

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

dirty calum by uidgame January 3, 2023

dirty callum 

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

dirty callum by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

dirty callum 

To take cocaine of a girls pussy then fuck her all night

Did a dirty callum last night

dirty callum by Dirty callum February 11, 2019