Dirty Burrito

The act of defecating into a sock, stocking or other similar item of clothing and beating somebody with it. Generally done for sexual purposes.

Man, that bitch was acting way too uppity. She got what was coming to her, though; he showed her who was boss and gave her a dirty burrito. She smelled like shit for a week.

Dirty Burrito by CrapMaster2000 May 7, 2008

Dirty Burrito

The Dirty Burrito is were u either go to your local mexican restaurant and ask for a pancake roll or go to your local supermarket and buy some. Then invite a girl back to your place that you know has been baking a shit in her ass for days (make sure she has eaten a lot of fibre for a bigger shit, thats if your hungry as fuck). Then ask her politely if she wouldnt mind a bit of anal before she needs the toilet. When she says yes and your analing her wait till your about the cum and vigorously punch her stomach then jizz straight into her ass and as soon as you have pulled your cock out place the pancake on a plate and position it below her ass. She will begin shitting the jizz covered shit onto the pancake. When she is finished wrap efficiently and enjoy the delectable Burrito but don't forget ladies first and offer nicely.

Dude I had the most delicious Dirty Burrito last night she hadn't shit in 3 weeks and i think she was a vegetarian cause the Corn was amazing, but man it was fucking nutty and most of it was runny but it gave it extra flavour but i only had a little bit. I offered it to her and and she devoured the whole thing the slut!

Dirty Burrito by Burrito1089 September 9, 2010

Dirty Burrito

Putting your penis into an anus then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.

I gave her a mouth full of Dirty Burrito and she said it was better than Taco Bell!

Dirty Burrito by the dirty pirate hooker June 29, 2011

Dirty Burrito

The act of having anal with a partner while balancing a burrito on (her/his) back and eating set burrito till it's all gone

""Hey jerry Im thinking of having a burrito tonight so I'm giving my special girl a dirty burrito""

Dirty Burrito by Big Daddy1919 June 15, 2016

Dirty Burrito

when your analing a girl and she shits on your penis then gives you head

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Dirty Burrito by Mr. Krabz July 18, 2009

Dirty Burrito

The act of farting in someone's hoodie and then strangling them with the hood.

Rodrigo: Jesus Christ! I'm about to hurl after Juan gave me a dirty burrito after finishing off 3 crunchwrap supremes!

Manuel: Sweet Mother Mary! Thats almost as bad as the time mi padre gave me one after finishing off a plate of Abuela's famous tamales on Christmas morning.

Dirty Burrito by Frat_Damon January 26, 2011

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito 

The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.

EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito by Cele696969 October 31, 2011