when a man has a foursome with 2 gay KFC workers and 1 living hydroflask, and one gay KFC worker pisses in the mans nostril until it comes out his mouth so that the living hydroflask can be filled with it, all while the other gay KFC worker is eating the mans ass which has been pre-filled with chocolate syrup infused cum.
by bussypopper200 September 08, 2021
a dirty dog who likes to throw it back on his mates, he then slices his own shit and shreds it into his arse like a toblerone.
by Rozza Gooner March 27, 2021
A "Dirty Alex" is when your girl is choking on your cock, and you twist her nipple till she screams and drop a load at the same time.
by Kohai's Senpai April 17, 2020
by AnimeBoiDictionary April 19, 2020
When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife but after a long 9 months the baby appears to be a completely different ethnicity/race to each partners.
by Theat0mm April 17, 2020
The act of masturbating on the toilet whilst taking a shit. Usually performed in a dirty pub cubicle.
"Dude, I saw this gorgeous chick in the bar last night, she was so hot that I had to go to the toilet for a Dirty Alex immediately!"
by Filthy Ben August 15, 2022
by Lemurk November 19, 2017