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Dirty Meat Rod 

When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot
FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt
Dirty Meat Rod by Large Nipple January 10, 2013

Dirty Meat Curtains 

When a womans labia of the vagina are so beat up and nasty looking, it resembles that of dirty meat.
yo man I hooked up with that bitch last night and she had some dirty meat curtains
Dirty Meat Curtains by SD5254 February 24, 2009

Dirty Meat-Slide 

in bmx when you come out of the gate last then right after the last turn your first and win the race.
That guy just did the dirty meat-slide and won his main!
Dirty Meat-Slide by BmXr November 8, 2009

dirty meatball 

Run a mile in heavy sweat pants and then when you return home open your sleeping girlfriends mouth and insert sweat drenched sack.
"When I got home from my jog last night I let Dianna have a dirty meatball for a midnight snack"

Dirty meatloaf 

When someone shits in class and it burns your nose
“Ah fuck, Jacob shit his pants and it smells like dirty meatloaf
Dirty meatloaf by 69jacob69gay69 November 15, 2018

dirty meatloaf 

Shitty advice. Unwanted opinions and/or bullshit