Dirty John

After having sex, pulling out, being too lazy to go to the bathroom, and peeing in the condom. Some say that this causes the condom to full up like a water balloon.

Because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom, he pulled a Dirty John in the condom.

by Steph S. December 28, 2005

Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.

We dont speak about Dirty John

by UrbanKai April 15, 2021

dirty john

the act of pissing in a condom either during or after having sex

My roommate John was so drunk that he pissed in the condom while his girlfriend was riding his cock, he pulled a dirty john on her

by AtroxStryker April 04, 2008

dirty john

the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High

* now children, do you're homework
- i'll give you a dirty john if you don't shut up.

by bogart March 09, 2005

Dirty john

When two gay nuggets shove their stumps up each others ass whilst they gurgle cum

Charlie: would you give me a dirty john lewis

Lewis: you need to cum in my mouth first

by Downwarddoggy April 15, 2020

Dirty john

The act of eating of nasty dirty stink ass

She had her ass Dirty John’d After taking a shit!!

by Trump rocks September 03, 2019

Dirty john

When john sucks the living soul out of your dick they are most likely gay as hell but they are that type of person that would blast mo bamba at 3am

Did you do dirty john last nught?

Random guy: he's a freakk

by Youngdaggerdickaye April 25, 2020