a man who enjoys relations with his mouth and his partner's breasts, or a man who kisses his partner's breasts.
"dude last night i gave that girl a dirty jordan"
"noo wayy she's a lucky hoe"
by eliiiiiiiisssaaaaa m April 18, 2007
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When you suck a homeless crackhead's dick to pay off your drug debts.
"I watched him give a dirty jordan to homeless Bill"
by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020
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the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.
"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"
by hannahkvfgbh April 18, 2007
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dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.
"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"
by Enter<{Pseudonym}>here June 7, 2019
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