Dirty Magnus

Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.

Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?

by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020

Dirty Magnus

Når en tykke gamer fortnite nørd rejser sig fra sin taber gamerstol og sætter kurs mod sin racerbil seng. Her fra vil han prøve at få øje på sin micro dong og med tommel- og pegefinger rive sig selv i fjederen, indtil hand mister pusten, hvor efter han vil give op og fundere over hvordan den eneste fjams han nogle sinde vil se er den han kom ud af.

Cc: HA du boller ikke en skid

Magnus: Næ jeg plejer bare at køre en dirty Magnus i stedet.
Cc: TABER!

by Antondenfede March 17, 2022

Dirty magnus

When a 6'3 15 year old hires 15 japenese prostitutes to poop into his gaping anus. He then proceeds to absorb their essence by consuming them through his belly button. But suddenly a mob of angry villagers try to kill him but due to the massive nut blast Mag cant run away so they violate his ears, nostrils, toes, armpits, thighs, etc. They also stuff him full of cream cheese.

"Dude, japan was so fun until Ryan got that Dirty Magnus."

by Dirty Magnus the third February 17, 2022