when you are in a public restroom, and the person next to you makes a lot of noise e.g. farting, grunting etc.
person a: uggggg poot

person b: ooh, dinner and a show
by 81halohunter September 28, 2010
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The act of giving or receiving a Hand-Job during a dinner out or at very least with others present. The act is secretive in nature, but can be exciting for others if a loud, 'BRAVO!!!' is shouted by the receivee along with a bow from the giver.
"Last night I got a Dinner and a Show from Lacy while we ate with her parents. Her parents became a little suspicious during the second encore"
by TylerBiz January 25, 2008
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A sex position where you lay on your back and lift your lower half into the air and bend until both your knees are next to your head on the bed. Next, you get fucked and you watch yourself get fucked and that’s the show and then he nuts in you and it oozes out of your ass, down your taint and balls, and then into your mouth! Dinner and a Show!
“Did you and he...?”
Oh yeah! We went to dinner and a show!”
“I thought you were walking funny.”
by busstress98mf August 28, 2019
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