Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

Dingdong deuce by Candylaw March 18, 2014

Diablo dingdong deuce 

a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.

Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!

Diablo dingdong deuce by Candylaw March 18, 2014

Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce 

When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.

Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.

Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce by Hey Fuckers March 3, 2016

Ding Dong Ditching December 

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.

Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!

Ding Dong Ditching December by 󠀀 December 4, 2018