A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.
The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!
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Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!
by Candylaw March 18, 2014
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