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dimple dick 

1. A small but ever so cute penis
2. An insult thrown out to all the men that add a 3 inch handicap to thier penis the second they enter a chatroom...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
3. An inverted penis that resembles a belly button
$. a severly cleft Penis that is so cute ya could just pinch it...LOL
After entering the chatroom and suggesting that he had a 12 inch cawk, rosie informed him in the nicest way possible that his dimple dick couldn't satisfy a fruitflies ass! (do Fruitflies even have an ass?)
dimple dick by Rosie November 15, 2003
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dimple dick 

A lumpy penis that caves in at weird angles, also known as jingle junk.
Sex was uncomfortable with Toddy because he had a big old dimple dick.

dimple dick 

When ones junt is actually inverted
Did you see Shawn Ebbys dick it is inverted
dimple dick by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Dick Dimple 

The opposite of a fupe, when a fit or skinny guy has a low BMI and the root of the dick has a dimple.
"My fitness goal is to lose my fupa and get a dick dimple."
Dick Dimple by Anon20533 October 11, 2020

Dimple dicking 

Dimple dicking is the act of sucking cock with such vigor that it leaves your cheeks dimpled for several hours.
Look at that waitress after she comes out of the walk-in cooler. I'm pretty sure she's in there dimple dicking the prep cook.
Dimple dicking by Micronaut October 6, 2016

Dumple dick

Someone who uses magic to be a dick or performs magic in a dickiesh way. The word comes from the fictional character Albus Dumbledore the wizard from the Harry potter trilogies and also the word dick which has many other meanings. It can also be used for someone who crosses you in a negative magical way like a miracle or something unbelievable got lucky.
The magician at the show was a real Dumple dick. I cannot believe that Dumple dick didn't wreck his car when he cut me off driving.
Dumple dick by Atracey April 2, 2015

Dimple dicking 

Sucking cock with such vigor it leaves ones cheeks dimpled.
Jane looks really cute when she comes out of the walk-in. I think she's in their dimple dicking with the prep cook
Dimple dicking by Micronaut October 6, 2016
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