old broke dick dog

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

higher than a ten dick dog

A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked

Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.

by ChildOfTheKoRn July 19, 2018

The Deku Dick Dog

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.

Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020