When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.
Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight
Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight
Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot
by Richard_69 October 27, 2017
by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018
Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.
by Dano78 October 2, 2022