something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.
Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
by fadsfdsfd February 02, 2008
Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
by olivia guy and zoe July 03, 2014
The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.
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by Batmom March 26, 2017
by peeeeeeeenis November 02, 2003
1.a man who is behaving badly or acting more rude, immature, insensitive, jerky, or anal than usual. deemed eligible for a major bitchslap.
*also known as a douchetard.*
2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.
3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"
*also known as a douchetard.*
2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.
3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"
"god, it must be his 'time of the month. he is acting like a total fucking dicknugget today"
~or~
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"
~or~
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"
by tendonitis September 01, 2008
You should of seen the size of the dick nugget i passed last night bro it was about the size of a football.Man I had a pass a mean dick nugget last night after fucking my boyfriend. It felt like I was giving birth...
by chevyman454 February 15, 2014
Aug 10 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

