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Dick Fucker 

Someone who acts like a dick and fucks with everything.
Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker
Dick Fucker by Tom Falls November 3, 2012
Words you can keep

dick fucker 

One who is constantly seeking/looking to sit on a fat phallus.

Can be contstrewed as the bitch face who will give anything, even his/her left eye to sit on and/or around dicks.

The silly mo-fo that no one wants to interact with at a party.
My ex-girlfriend is a smelly dick fucker.

"That leslie sure is a dick sitter-onner. I guess we could consider her a big dick fucker."

That fucking prick ass bitch is being a motherfucking dick fucker again.

dick fucker by Nutsakula July 16, 2006

Dick Fucker 

A word that Alex Gaskarth (lead singer of All Time Low) uses to refer to Matt Squire. Whereas Alex says that his brain is only capable of taking two words out of nowhere and stringing them together in order to curse.
Matt: Go sing!
Alex: Hang on, Dick Fucker!
Matt: Dick Fucker? You don't know how to curse.
Alex: I don't. All my mind if capable of is taking two words out of nowhere.. HEY YOU SHIT BASTARD.

dick-fucker 

Dick-fucker is a word to use when you fuck your dick, a name to describe who you really are.

:)
" Dan, you dick-fucker, "
" Dan fucked my dick, he's a dick-fucker, "
dick-fucker by Bob Train March 20, 2023

Cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth 

Noun The words that someone whispers under their breath when they wash all the dishes and someone dumps another shitload of greasy utensils in the goddamn sink.
example "Robert, hey how are y- (under breath when he drops his plate in the sink) cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth jeez rob could you be any more fucking considerate?

(needle dick bug fucker)

A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)
Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker 

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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