dick dunk 

a.k.a. - pecker splash,water wiener,dick dip, cock splash, etc.
Dick dunk is a term used when you cop a squat to take a shit & your pecker tip dangles down into the toilet water. An absolutely horrible occurance that requires an immediate sink splash.

Oh, I had to take a mega shit & I had no time to drive home so I had to use the gas station lou. It was ripe in there & to make matters worse, I did a little dick dunk when I sat down, so I had to do a sink splash before I even got a chance to shit.

dick dunk by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

Dick Dunked 

this is when a basketball player jumps so high while dunking a basketball that the person trying to defend him comes eye to eye with the dunkers dick

I hope you guys like the smell of Penis, cause ya'll bout to get Dick Dunked on!!!!

Dick Dunked by 777geez November 20, 2015

dick dunker 

A person who violently inserts their dick into a crevice.

Joe is a true dick dunker. Stuck that shit in her mouth so far it was touching her lungs.

dick dunker by wonton! November 26, 2007

dunkle dick 

Ancient slang for a donkey's phallus

"You are the the dunkle dick"

dunkle dick by somuz January 1, 2018

Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000 

When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad

John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”

James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”

Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000 by MosquitoBiteInUrEye May 11, 2023

Dunkin' Dick Sucker 

That one bitch that tries to suck off your boyfriend in the bathroom of a Dunkin' Dounuts

Sara: My Boyfriend's ex was a total Dunkin' dick sucker

Dunkin' Dick Sucker by Moneyballbag September 19, 2023

Dunkin dick swirl

A dunkin dick swirl is a flavor of coffee from dunkin' donuts where instead of using regular cream in your coffee you proceed to nut in your coffee then use the tip of your dick to stir the coffee to mix the cum in

Dunkin employee: May i take your order?

"Yes a large hot dunkin dick swirl please"

Dunkin dick swirl by Rawdigitydogg January 24, 2026