diarexted
The act of texting someone else in the house, when you are stranded on the toilet with no toilet paper.
diarexted by pinkmaggit October 17, 2011
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diaretes
Some food that is so fattening and disgusting (by moral standards) that it gives you diabetes and diarrhea at the same time.
heavily fried foods such as ones you'd find at the infamous Heart Attack Grill is Las Vegas, multiple portions of Outback's Bloomin' Onion, etc. will give you diaretes
diaretes by Nuggetinha and Jungle Nugget August 9, 2012
Self-Directed Learning
A phenomenon in which you ask yourself why the fuck you just paid $2000 to hear a professor tell you to watch a YouTube video.
Teacher: “all right class, the next hour will be focused on self-directed learning! Here’s the homework, go ahead and self-direct yourself how to do it!”
Student: “...lazy-ass bitch...”
Student: “...lazy-ass bitch...”
Self-Directed Learning by Pacific Liberator May 14, 2020
Directed by M. Night Shymalan
A phrase used to point out a major twist in a film, conversation, or story.
The phrase originates from Shymalan's notorious reliance on twist endings. It usually holds a scornful connotation, due to the lackluster quality of many of Shymalan's recent films.
It is most commonly seen on boards such as Reddit, Tumblr, or 4chan.
The phrase originates from Shymalan's notorious reliance on twist endings. It usually holds a scornful connotation, due to the lackluster quality of many of Shymalan's recent films.
It is most commonly seen on boards such as Reddit, Tumblr, or 4chan.
Person A: "...and then it turned out that he was actually a transsexual midget standing on another midget's shoulders."
Person B: "..."
Person C: "Directed by M. Night Shymalan."
Person B: "..."
Person C: "Directed by M. Night Shymalan."
Directed by M. Night Shymalan by cheekytriangle July 7, 2011
Directed Suicide
A ridiculously awesome freshman-year program in DWM studies at Yale. Officially known as Directed Studies. Every week is essay week. Except especially awesome ones.
There are three classes: History/Political Thought, Philosophy, and Literature; they meet three times a week, with one lecture and two discussion sections each.
Everybody in DS hates DS, but after it's over they love it.
There are three classes: History/Political Thought, Philosophy, and Literature; they meet three times a week, with one lecture and two discussion sections each.
Everybody in DS hates DS, but after it's over they love it.
Directed Suicide demonstrates sexiness with dangerous style!
You: Wanna go to the dance on Thursday?
Me: Bitch please, I'm in DS!
Me: Man, now that I'm a senior I'm so glad I took DS.
You: ....
You: Wanna go to the dance on Thursday?
Me: Bitch please, I'm in DS!
Me: Man, now that I'm a senior I'm so glad I took DS.
You: ....
Directed Suicide by Heraclitus December 9, 2008
Drexted
Drexted by vannahbanana January 14, 2009