The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.
Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.
by Demko1104 January 2, 2011
Get the Dexter Morgan mug.The Main protagonist in showtime’s brilliant drama/crime show “Dexter” that ran from 2006 till 2013. He is a blood spatter analyst for Miami metro pd (pretty sure that’s right) and part time serial killer and any time his “dark passenger” takes control he finds a well known sleazebag POS criminal and kills them. He lived in Miami Florida with his son harrison but migrated north after some trouble with his weird ass girlfriend or something (it’s been years gimme a break) and is now a lumberjack. Watch dexter new blood to see what dexies up too these days.
by burn in my light January 17, 2022
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Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.
Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
Get the Dexter Morgan mug.(v) when a scum bag, who deserves to killed, dies by an unknown assailant
In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
I can't believe that they are prosecuting George for killing Trayvon.
I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
by mike87111 January 12, 2013
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