Pure heartthrobs. Devin Beitler's will break your guard down, and make you feel thankful that every other guy messed up. They're persistent, honest, and faithful to whomever is lucky enough to catch their attention. They may come off as intimidating, as they should.. Because they'll end up making you fall so deeply in love with them, that you'll forget why you stopped loving in the first place. Sure, they've got a body that's to die for, but it's those piercing blue eyes that'll keep you up at night. Moral of the story, Devin Beitler's will steal your heart without you even realizing it, and keep it forever.
by M.n.d. November 30, 2015
Trumpet snake.
Dairylea Dunkers.
Airpods.
Hamilton.
Sarah.
Disappointment.
Cheese lover.
Avocado.
Stripper at mables.
Harry fucking styles.
Macaroni and cheese.
Hair looking like thanoses cock.
Dairylea Dunkers.
Airpods.
Hamilton.
Sarah.
Disappointment.
Cheese lover.
Avocado.
Stripper at mables.
Harry fucking styles.
Macaroni and cheese.
Hair looking like thanoses cock.
'That bitch be looking like Ella Devine'
'Did you hear what Ella Devine did do that 7 foot alpha male?'
'Did you invite Ella? ''She said no, shes busy working at Mables.'
'Did you hear what Ella Devine did do that 7 foot alpha male?'
'Did you invite Ella? ''She said no, shes busy working at Mables.'
by thanos panther December 2, 2019
Devin Groves can only be described as the "penultimate faggot." He is such an active enjoyer of the male genitalia, and will actively hunt you down if you happen to possess. By the time you have read this, he may already be "cumming". Run.
Guy 1: "OH SHIT, IT'S DEV-"
Guy 1 instantly perished due to all the life force being sucked out through his cock and balls by Devin.
Basically, devin groves is a mega faggot.
Guy 1 instantly perished due to all the life force being sucked out through his cock and balls by Devin.
Basically, devin groves is a mega faggot.
by T33Rn December 7, 2021
by IeyeOhDiyne November 18, 2022
A kid that lives in Towanda who is an extreme fag. He thinks it’s so cool to rape girls and try to have sex with 6th graders. He is so fucking cool he does crystal meth with his butt buddy. He is so badass that he chews in school thinking he’s such a dip god. Overall he’s a real queer.
Dude 1: Hey look it’s Devin Taylor
Dude2: Yea what a cool guy, raping little girls and smoking meth with his butt buddy
Dude2: Yea what a cool guy, raping little girls and smoking meth with his butt buddy
by I’m the real legend June 10, 2018
Devin is used as a cum dumpster, someone who is always fucking around with multiple guys while in a committed relationship with a guy named Jake . She is worn out and ran through. No body wants her but everyone thinks she’s hot until they know what she does with guys in private.
by Bossbaby2134 August 1, 2022
by Just a guy saying things August 7, 2019