A school for fags and retards who won’t have a fucking clue about the real world as soon as they graduate. Boys act like they own everyone and girls just try to get laid as fast as possible.
I swear my girl came straight outta Deptford High School. She got pregnant at 16!
by ZenickFTW December 31, 2018
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The breeding grounds for future crackheads and potheads.
"Yo, we don't have to move to Camden to be gangsta, Homes. We from Norfwood. We Deptford New Jersey niggas!"
by Melissa mose December 7, 2006
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After shagging your girlfriend into a coma, you shut her up in a crate and mail her to Mozambique. Then you dig up Elvis' corpse, take his thigh bone and club Paul McCartney to death with it. You lay low till your girlfriend returns from Mozambique with a baboon in tow, then you have a threesome with your girlfriend and the baboon. Afterwards you crate up the girl again, mail her to Montevideo, and marry the ape.
The Deptford square dance is an interesting way to spend a weekend.
by Modern Loafers October 22, 2006
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Deptford is a large town of about 30k people in suburban new jersey. Most of the neighborhoods are old, giving the town the feeling of being several smaller towns. Deptford has a lot of good people who are just trying to have a good time, but it is a very unlucky place and may have been cursed by the Indians.
Did you hear about that guy from Deptford who died? My brother knew him; he was a good dude.
by Trytobe rational February 10, 2022
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