dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.
"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."
by er1ko February 06, 2021
mugGet the dehydrated dickmug.

Dick-dehydration

when one is dehydrated from not having dick in their mouth, or their pussy is dehydrated
dick-dehydration is when you have no dick in your life; or it can mean that a males dick is all dry and crusty from to many sexual intercourse.
by babygirl😍💜 May 02, 2018
mugGet the Dick-dehydrationmug.