dad left for milk

when a father who leaves his wife because he can't handle the responsability never comes back

mom where's dad ?
he left for milk
dad left for milk

by Aryatella May 18, 2021

Dad left for milk

A shitty insult, common amongst the 8 year old species of animal

Kid: You did something that i don't lile i bet ur dad left for milk
Guy: stfu

by englishbullshit June 27, 2022

Dad left for milk

An insult telling that someone's father left to create a new family from away, for being to cringe.

Guy 1: What's 9 + 10?
Guy 2: YOUR DAD LEFT FOR MILK! LOL!
Guy 1: You're dead to me...

by Karma will get you! April 20, 2022

my dad left to get milk

When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.

person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here

person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk

by madahajalakaqawaeara July 1, 2022

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........

Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*

by -_-Cora-_- September 3, 2022

Your dad left to get the milk

A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.

"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"

by Troy517 May 29, 2022