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Dad left for milk

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A shitty insult, common amongst the 8 year old species of animal
Kid: You did something that i don't lile i bet ur dad left for milk
Guy: stfu
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Dad left for milk

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An insult telling that someone's father left to create a new family from away, for being to cringe.
Guy 1: What's 9 + 10?
Guy 2: YOUR DAD LEFT FOR MILK! LOL!
Guy 1: You're dead to me...
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Ur dad left for the milk and never came back 

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Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........
Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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