dad left for milk

when a father who leaves his wife because he can't handle the responsability never comes back

mom where's dad ?
he left for milk
dad left for milk

by Aryatella May 18, 2021

Dad left for milk

A shitty insult, common amongst the 8 year old species of animal

Kid: You did something that i don't lile i bet ur dad left for milk
Guy: stfu

by englishbullshit June 28, 2022

An insult telling that someone's father left to create a new family from away, for being to cringe.

Guy 1: What's 9 + 10?
Guy 2: YOUR DAD LEFT FOR MILK! LOL!
Guy 1: You're dead to me...

When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.

person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here

person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk

Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*

by -_-Cora-_- September 3, 2022

A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.

"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"

by Troy517 May 30, 2022