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i'd break her in half 

a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.

Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.
(hott girl walks by)

Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...

Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.

Hyper Guy: Good idea!
i'd break her in half by Sam Polk December 16, 2008

i'd break her pelvis 

An expression used by males to describe an attractive female.
See that girl over there? Yeah, i'd break her pelvis.

I'd break her legs 

A phrase coined by the supersexual luke N.Tall by mistake.
Mike: I'd feed it to that bitch
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)
I'd break her legs by R.M April 12, 2005

Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D) 

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.
-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!
Someone who is walking slowly in front of you, forcing you to slow your pace and try to get around them. The D-Brake often incorporates a side to side motion into their walk, making a successful pass difficult.

Short for douche-break.
Sorry I'm twenty minutes late, I got stuck behind d-brake after d-brake in Chinatown and eventually just had to start shoving people aside.
D-Brake by PawlPawka May 14, 2011
i can't wait 'til this exam is over, i'm about to have a breaky d
breaky d by LA(dson)TOUR June 2, 2011