cuts the meat

Having the sex

"I cuts the meat!"

by freddyfatso October 9, 2008

cut her meat

A rude and offensive phrase said by a male to describe sexual intercourse with a female. Definitely an example of misogyny, "cut her meat" is often said to diminish and objectify the woman.

1. I went to my girlfriend's house and cut her meat. She sure is enjoyable to utilize sexually!

2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.

3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.

by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010

cut some meat

Sexual intercourse between a man and a woman

Any big plans for tonight?

I'm going home to cut some meat.

by AKMadDog August 20, 2006

Cut of fuckable meat

What Adam Smasher calls Evelyn parker in cyberpunk 2077

“You look like a cut of fuckable meat, are you?”

by Troiiii27 March 7, 2021

cut meat pole

Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.

Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??

by Kikia76 January 9, 2021

Cut the meat sideways

Wasting time doing a useless task.

Don’t cut the meat sideways and get your work done.

by JimmyDaWordsmith July 26, 2021

Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018