cuntbun

Term of endearment. Sexiest bitch eveerrrrr. She's hot and loves her icing.

That sexy biatch is such a cuntbun

by skylark1124 February 9, 2014

cuntbluncher

A russian man with a plunger who goes around and puts the plunger to homeless men and then beats the shit out of them.

Oh shit there's a cuntbluncher beating up that homeless guy.

by leoladu March 25, 2020

Cuntundrum

1. An unsolvable issue or problem with your wife or girlfriend.

2. A catch-22 involving a woman

That's quite a cuntundrum. I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.

by fullaflex March 21, 2011

cuntbutler

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.

1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?

by bucket004 May 25, 2009

Cunthunters

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.

"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"

by DJRailz January 19, 2021

cuntgunk

spotty white-yellowish, sometimes semi-clear sludge lining the vaginal wall and secreting from the labia minora and majora and sometimes even the clitora.

"is that plaque on your teeth?"

"no, i just sucked the cuntgunk off sally's button."

by Asian McLove kelly reilly April 4, 2009

cuntbutler

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.

He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.

by Dave Right September 22, 2010