cunt crusher

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A penis that is so large it physically crushes a girls "cunt". Easily mistaken for clit crusher.

My dick is so big it crushed that bitches cunt, a.k.a. i'm a cunt crusher!

cunt crusher by cuntcrusher November 14, 2009

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Cunt Crusher

Huge dick and good looks, gets all the ladies soaking wet and keeps them up all night. They are responsible for more wet panties then anyone else. There Dick must be at least 8 inches long and thick.

Wow look at that cunt crusher go!
My roommate Max is a total cunt crusher! I heard his bitch screaming through the walls last night.
I need a cunt crusher to stretch me out soooo bad! My boyfriend said I'm so tight it hurts his micropenis.

Cunt Crusher by xxxcuntcrusher69xxx July 9, 2015

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Related Words

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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