Cumburglar 

N. A person who breaks into to your house and replaces the electronics with semen.

"Honey, come quick! I think we've been cumburgled! The cumburglar strikes again!"

Cumburglar by Jeffler St. Paul December 9, 2007

Cumburglar 

An ugly girl who fucks a guy while he's sleeping because there is no other way she can get a bit of cock. She literally steals cum.

Anne-Marie is a Cumburglar. what a dirty bitch.

Cumburglar by thewellisfun December 24, 2009

Cum Burglar 

A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.

That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!

Cum Burglar by Canada Chris September 8, 2006

Professor Cuntburglar 

1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.

2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.

How he shifts:

Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.

John: Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.

Professor Cuntburglar by HohohoMuthaFuckas February 1, 2010

Squished Cumburger 

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

Squished Cumburger by hottiieee July 3, 2008

Cumburger 

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

Cumburger by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

clamburglar 

A guy that takes a girl's virginity.

Dude, you're such a clamburglar... Last night, you got hammered and took Lizzie's virginity.

clamburglar by Anonymousssss913 November 4, 2008