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cucumber rumble 

When you put a nicely sized, and well oiled cucumber into a girls vagina, just for shits and giggles.
"Me and my girlfriend were bored, so she deicided to let me give her a nice cucumber rumble...man I love that bitch."

russian cucumber 

When a man inserts his dick in a cucumber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman's asshole.
"Omg I am so sore from that russian cucumber you gave to me Jonny!"
russian cucumber by I Am Bueno April 16, 2014

Raw Cucumber 

A Raw Cucumber is when a male whom is a virgin, "gets freaky" with a female whom isn't a virgin, afterward, the Raw Cucumber, is now the Cooked Cucumber.
"I'm no Raw Cucumber anymore!"
Raw Cucumber by The Iterus August 12, 2009

we're in a cucumber

When you just want to be different from the people using "we're in a pickle"
Friend 1: what do you want to talk about?
Friend 2: I don't know.

Friend 1: looks like we're in a cucumber.

russian cucumber 

When a guy does diaheeria on the girls chest and then titty fucks her. Then the girl proceeds to blow the diaheeria covered dick.
Jim: I'm gonna shit on your chest, titty fuck you, and then you gonna blow me

Sasha: okay

(15minutes later)

Sasha: what was that it was amazing

Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe
russian cucumber by Slim Jim642 April 16, 2014