crusty butt

Crusty Butt consistantly follows mud butt, it is the dry doo doo build up in the anal region of the buttocks, this usually occurs 45 minutes to an hour after defication.

I failed to wipe good after my diarrheal explosion i had in the bathroom 45 minutes ago and now i have crusty butt, I am very uncomfortable.

crusty butt by Michael Riley May 8, 2006

Crusty Butt Nuggets 

The same concept as dingle-berries. Crusty pieces of turd that dried on your stanky ass hair in lil precious nugs. People specifically in Parma, OH - try to collect as many as possible as delicious ass treats when tossing salad (licking a butthole for sexual pleasure) is a delicacy - highly popular amongst the, booty boy butt hoes.

Todd: Hey Chad, I heard you've been saving those crusty butt nuggets especially for me. Can't wait to taste those delicious salad toppings tonight.

Crusty Butt Nuggets by Alimew November 27, 2022

crusty butt lips 

a man who is described to be crusty with abnormally over larged butt lips. micropenis and gap teeth and choc-o-lat are normally side effects of the crusty butt lips syndrome.

john: dude, get some chap stick for your crusty butt lips.

jeffrey: i hate my life.

crusty butt lips by crustybuttlips October 12, 2009

butt crusty 

crusted poo that stays in your butt and itches a lot

i didn't clean my butt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of butt crusties.

butt crusty by Allen T. McIntosh III April 26, 2003

crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky

"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

crusty finger fungus butt by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008

Crusty buttercup 

When a girl takes a shit over the closed eyes of a guy during sex. They let the shit cake and dry up over the eyes as the guy keeps his eyes closed. Then just as he is about to cum he opens his eyes like a buttercup opening it’s leaves for sunlight while the shit flakes and brakes up all over her back

On my momma we had some great crusty buttercup sex

Crusty buttercup by Themuncherito October 13, 2019

butt crust 

The forming of crusty/flaky shit around the ANUS.

Antonio grated his butt crust off into Riley's cereal when he turned away

butt crust by Riley && Antonio January 29, 2006