Crunchy Boy

A slow as fuck mother fucker who is fat. These types of people are called crunchy of their overweight personality.

Ryan is such a obese crunchy boy.

by ImACrispyBoy2 November 16, 2017

one crunchy boy

One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.

WHO WOULD WIN? PLEB WITH 10+ EXPERIENCE AND £60,000 IN DEBT VS ONE CRUNCHY BOY

by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018

Crunchy White Boy

A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.

Crunchy white boys are the type of guys in the begining of the axe styling product commercials.

by SPC_Close24 March 16, 2011