Crunchy Boy
A slow as fuck mother fucker who is fat. These types of people are called crunchy of their overweight personality.
Crunchy Boy by ImACrispyBoy2 November 16, 2017
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one crunchy boy
One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
one crunchy boy by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018
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Crunchy White Boy
A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.
Crunchy White Boy by SPC_Close24 March 16, 2011
La-Z-boy ferret crunch
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?
WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.
HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.
(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)
HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...
OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.
HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.
(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)
HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...
OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
La-Z-boy ferret crunch by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006