Originating in the automotive community, the Crumbl cookie salute is a method by which those with homosexual tendencies indicate they are available for sexual relations. The salute is done by holding a cookie over the chest, typically on the left side over the heart, but is often times seen done on the opposite side as well. Though the name indicates “Crumbl”, the cookie does not in fact need to be from the Crumbl bakery; It is simply symbology to show that the saluter loves cock in their “cookie” (anus).
Jay: that guy over there is super cute, but I have no rizz. How could I get him to know I want him to fuck my asshole?
Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!
Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!
Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!
Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!
by 0260someday August 14, 2023
A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.
The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
by channel_panel November 25, 2018
Jen: "If you sleep with my man again I swear I will give you a cookie crumble that you won't be able to recover."
by blakkkkkkeeeeee September 12, 2007
by Laur0406 June 1, 2004
Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.
A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
by D F Stuckey May 27, 2004
Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."
Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."
Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."
by Chuck Ikeh May 30, 2004
1. (sympathetically) These things happen, even if we don't like them.
2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!
2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!
1. "No fun tonight. The party's been canceled."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles."
2. "You scratched my car!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles."
2. "You scratched my car!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
by Downstrike May 29, 2004