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Crumbification 

A continuous state of becoming a full crumb. This involves a steady decline in energy and drive, with a simultaneous increase in procrastination for daily tasks. Typically, crumbification is necessary for those who have been overworked or stressed. However, in rare cases, chronic crumbification can occur where the individual is in a constant state of crumbification and can, in extreme cases, lead to becoming a full crumb.
This Sunday, I was planning to be productive and get work done but instead found myself in a state of crumbification.
Crumbification by plant-boi April 18, 2021
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Crabification 

When non crab life forms evolve into crab like life forms.
Lobsters have experienced crabification.

Cumification 

The process of fat, middle-aged weebs nutting over a woman wearing cat ears and a latex body suit
Neil was over-come by the process of Cumification after watching The Dark Knight Rises
Cumification by backjailey October 27, 2020

crustification 

Noun
1. an illness
2. pertaining to, or having a lot of crust
3. dirty, old, raggedy
Noun:
-She suffers from crustification.
-The short young man had a severe form of crustification.

Adverb:

-The girl walked crustily down the street.

Past:

-The man had crustified turd on his brand new sneakers.

Adjective:

-The crusty girl had a weave that resembled a dirty, old, used mop.
crustification by hiiiii:) May 27, 2011

Cumification 

Gooey stuff that when old goes sticky like cum
That dishwashing liquid has suffered from cumification
Cumification by The Great Corn Julio February 14, 2018

Cramifications 

The result of two dongs attempting to go into separate holes of a female, and in the process cram their dongs into the same hole.
My buddies Otto and Keith were attempting to hammer a girl, and as they were about to do some double penetrating, they ended up in the same hole and the cramifications from it resulted in them blowing loads on each others cock in the hole
Cramifications by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020

Crunkification 

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.
Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.
Crunkification by Tristan November 24, 2003