crown royal

Quite simply, the elixir of the gods.

Once Prometheus had given mankind this wonderous fire, he reached out his hand and bestoyed upon him Crown Royal.

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CROWN ROYAL

Elegant top of the line, all that, and then some.

Girl, did you see John he was crown royal.

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The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.

You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.

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The thick viscous discharge commonly associated with one's first anal sex experience.

Jack had a hard time getting the crown royal black off his sheets after he got tammy drunk on white zin.

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A leader who has a child-like temperament and intellect.

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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