crown royal

Quite simply, the elixir of the gods.

Once Prometheus had given mankind this wonderous fire, he reached out his hand and bestoyed upon him Crown Royal.

crown royal by 8mets8 July 4, 2006

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CROWN ROYAL

Elegant top of the line, all that, and then some.

Girl, did you see John he was crown royal.

CROWN ROYAL by Mireya Bell December 29, 2007

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Crown Royal

The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.

You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.

Crown Royal by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025

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Crown Royal Black

The thick viscous discharge commonly associated with one's first anal sex experience.

Jack had a hard time getting the crown royal black off his sheets after he got tammy drunk on white zin.

Crown Royal Black by wolverine373 June 17, 2010

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royal clown

A leader who has a child-like temperament and intellect.

Donald Trump is a royal clown.

royal clown by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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