Crossootle 

Skilled. Having skill.

That kid is very crossootle when it comes to baking.

Crossootle by John Lockwood January 23, 2005

Crossoppled 

Crossoppled means something's that out of line or off-centre or offending my OCDness. A picture may be hung crossoppled; a child may button his shirt crossoppled; a table can be set crossoppled (particularly by a southpaw); books on shelves may be crossoppled.

That notice board is all crossoppled.

Crossoppled by Dotty Detail February 1, 2017

CROSSBOLTED 

FAT ASS ON A chick

""Look at her-her ass looks like she's crossbolted"

CROSSBOLTED by Aryanjbubber May 19, 2022