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Cronchy Water 

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".
"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."
Cronchy Water by The King of Trash November 11, 2019
"She's doing the spilts really well!"
"Yeah but then we'll have to cleanup her crontch stench..."
"God crap it!"
Crontch by OniJosie May 18, 2014
"Why, that is a nice cookie!"
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("
cronchy by lord mollifer January 15, 2021
a term of endearment used by sexy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.
I ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me Gucci!
Crotchy by UR Crotch April 21, 2009
Extra cronchy.
Did you enjoy the tacos?

Not really, the shells were extra cronchy.
Cronchy by Billie Goat May 5, 2019
Crontch is the word for some nasty crotch. Sometimes you have to be the one that goes and finds out; sometimes it's your buddy.
I wouldn't taste that crontch with your dick.
nasty crotch
Crontch by KennyT July 18, 2012